Mum escorted us to our wedding in style.
We decided to get married at the Moonlight Falls Historical Society & Museum, mostly because I’d never set foot in there before.
I was really starting to believe it.
I was getting married! To the only man I’ve ever wanted! Hubba hubba!
I quickly changed into something more appropriate for a wedding.
The whole family was there! From left to right in this picture: William’s brother Anton, Branden’s girlfriend Shaun Ivy, Branden, Caitlin’s husband Peanut Ivy (brother and sister hooked up with brother and sister — how about that), and Christof. Christof’s new squeeze Randolph Holton wasn’t in this shot, and I’m not sure I even know what he looks like.
Deanne seemed pretty bored, but I think she was just jealous.
Caitlin and Grandmama arrived late and stood in the back. I don’t know who the rest of those people are. They probably just came for the cake.
“Phew!” William said as we walked under the wedding arch. “Somebody has serious b.o.! I hope that isn’t you!”
“It is absolutely not me!” I said. “Maybe it’s Deanne.”
“Focus, lover,” I said. “We’re getting married.”
“How can I focus through all that stink?” he demanded.
But then he got down to business and was a perfect gentleman.
There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.
I hope that wasn’t just because of Deanne’s body odor.
And the stampede
William made sure he got his piece.
And I guess he was so eager for cake that he forgot he needed to pee.
Great way to keep matrimony classy, lover.
Self-peeing: 9 + 1 = 10
And the second fail of Generation 2 goes to William.
Man, I love weddings. Even idiot ones. Next post I promise there will be a baby.
Also, this is probably a good place to mention that I lost all the notification messages and other GUI screenshots for the first half of this generation when the Windows partition for my last computer imploded. I managed to remember to pull all the data off BUT the folder of supplemental screenshots done with Snipping Tool. So I can’t give the popup updates on Erin’s siblings.
Here’s the rundown:
Branden dated around quite a bit, then “settled down” with Shaun Ivy (a woman if you’re unsure). This is in quotes because they’ve never gotten married, and they don’t live together. Shaun lives with their sons Jamaal and Rahsaan (not sure where THAT naming convention came from — guess they really like double “a”s), and Branden is still bunking with Christof and his family.
Christof is married to Randolph Holton. They have a daughter Kari. Branden is avoiding commitment and living with them.
Caitlin and Peanut Ivy are still married, but they hate each other. Like they have seriously declared each other nemeses. They have a son Ben. I’m not going to speculate about his home life.
Deanne has dated almost every eligible sim of either gender and is currently stalking her most recent ex-girlfriend. She and her now-teen daughter Rosie live alone on a fairly large estate and keep a horse.