Sun rose over the beautiful Moonlight Mountains, which I can see from my front porch.

 

My last dream of the night is about Cheshire. It’s just perfect to wake up with his adorable face in my mind.

 

I hope Cheshire is having a nice morning, since I won’t have much time to spend with him this morning.

 

Time for another day of saving lives and valuable property!

 

First, a nice luxurious bath.

 

Then I made sure that the kitties had plenty of yummy food to last them until I could get home to foozle them.

 

They really have scratched up the furniture, though. The poor dears are bored. I wish I had more entertainment to offer them, but money is still pretty tight.

I can at least afford a scratching post for them.

 

But I guess they don’t like it all that much.

 

Oh dear, I spent too much time feeding and tending to kitties, and it made me late for work!

I had to pedal really fast. I do want anyone to notice I’m gone. I’m trying to make a good impression!

 

When I got to the station, I immediately started working before talking to anyone. Maybe they’d just assume I had been there all along.

 

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The first rays of the morning sun struck my beautiful new cottage here in Moonlight Falls.

 

Time to get up and start the new day!

 

First, I dashed downstairs to feed the kitties.

 

I didn’t want to leave them until last. I can always take a quicker bath if time gets short in the morning, but I couldn’t leave the house without making sure they’re taken care of!

 

I did have to take a pretty short bath, but I was rewarded by the sight of the kitties enjoying their new scratching post, which I set up in the yard to be sure they had plenty of space to use it.

 

I caught my carpool to work just before they were about to leave without me. Whew!

 

But I got there before any of the other firefighters had shown up. Being the first one to work is sure to make a good impression!

Firefighters are supposed to be very fit and athletic. I guess I should get working on that.

 

Hey! This treadmill is really fun!

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Mmmmmf. Why do I get the feeling that something really stupid is going on??

 

OK, let’s get going.

 

Feed the kitties. Check. Take a bath.

 

Check.

At least the kitties were enjoying their new outdoor scratching post.

 

When I got to work, that hot fellow William was pumping iron. How can I complain about that?

 

I decided to join him. What better motivation to work out than to watch him working out?

 

Then again, maybe it was a little too distracting.

 

When William finished his workout, I swear he gave me The Look as he was walking away.

 

I finished my workout with this strange kind of elation. Why was it so exciting that I got to the end of my second morning at work?

I didn’t have much time to think about it, though, because the alarm went off.

 

Ooh! An emergency! And at a really nice house this time!

 

I grabbed my warm coat so I’d be warm in case the fire was really cold.

 

Did I mention I love fire? It gives me goosebumps to think I’m going to get close to more of it!

 

I’m so sorry, lovely fire, that we have to part like this. Believe me, if I could change if I could so that we could be together forever.

 

Another tragic end to a beautiful fire.

 

But I got a promotion! That made me feel a lot better. I’m so glad that my bosses are noticing how hard I work!

I celebrated with ice cream, compliments of the fire house!

 

William dropped by the kitchen, so I told him the great news.

 

He said it was great that I was moving up in the world. But he seemed to be hinting I’d be even better at something else. I didn’t really follow.

 

But you know, the more I looked at him, the more I thought about someone else.

 

This amazing specimen of man walking around the fire house with his shirt off, and all I can think of is Hetal Anjali smiling at me in the library when I first got to Moonlight Falls. I really need to see her again.

When I got home, I gave her a call. I told her what I thought — that her smile was more precious than diamonds and that I had to see her again.

 

She told me she couldn’t talk right now because she had to do her homework.

Hetal. Why couldn’t I get her out of my head? I took a long relaxing bath and thought about it.

 

Little did I know, Cheshire was making a new friend outside after the moon rose.

 

 

 

———-

Finally got a chance to play a couple of days with Allison! And of course, I immediately had a series of game crashes.

After this, the Wonderland game has played fairly smoothly. I just discovered that my memory upgrade hadn’t arrived because it was still sitting in my shopping cart on the Apple Store site. Siiigh. So now I have actually purchased it, and it should arrive shortly.

Sun rose over the beautiful mountains of Moonlight Falls.

I was up bright an early to give myself some good advice. I want to make a good impression on my first day of work!

The problem is that I’m SUCH a know-it-all. I can’t understand why I never listen to myself.

If today goes badly, I better not come crying to me. I’ll have only myself to blame.

THIS is what I had waiting for me downstairs.

I even moved the kitty bed for them.

As soon as they smelled me making breakfast, the kitties were awake. I had their undivided attention.

Especially Dinah.

I mean, how can you resist this face??

Breakfast didn’t turn out exactly how I planned.

So I had to improvise.

So after all my planning, I was almost late!

I had to run after the carpool, but fortunately the driver noticed me screaming and waving and stopped so I could get in.

My driver was the only female firefighter I met at the station. I forgot to get her name because she was so boring compared to everyone else.

First a vampire came in for duty!

His name was Rick Lugosi. I asked him what he’d think of just running off to elope with me.

He said he didn’t even know me yet, much less want to marry me. I told him there was a potion that could fix that.

Then a werewolf! His name was Chris Whoovian.

I asked him if he grew really big fangs when he transformed, and if so how did he brush them?

I can’t believe I’m going to get paid to do this!

Upstairs, I found a vampire named William Pierce. He apparently likes to spend most of his time hanging around watching TV with no shirt. Not that I’m complaining.

He also likes to paint pictures with no shirt. Mmmmm.

William offered to show me how to polish the great big beautiful red fire engine. I said I would love to.

Then something even better happened! The alarm went off. We had a real job!!

Really quick, I changed into my formalwear. I wanted to make the best impression.

All the way to the fire, the sirens went, “Woowoowoowoo!” It was so exciting.

But I had trouble enjoying it because I forgot to pee before I left.

Just in case I had an accident, I stripped down to my swimwear. But I made sure I looked really tough for the poor panicking civilian whose house I was going to save.

The fire was in her garage. A real, honest-to-goodness fire! It was soooo beautiful.

It was hard to make myself put out such a beautiful fire, but I must say I looked rather dashing doing it.

Just me and the fire, one on one.

Yike! What was that?

Firefirefirefirefire!

And I still haven’t had a chance to pee!

OK, I just had a fire extinguisher that I used to put out the house fire. So what should I do? That’s it! I’ll drive home in the fire engine!

Wait, there’s a swimming pool!

Firefirefirefirefire!

There’s water!

Much better.

Did you see that? Did you see???

I was ON FIRE!!!

I LOVE THIS JOB!

———-

Whee! Now we’ve pretty much gotten up to where I stopped playing, and you’ve met most Allison’s mate options unless something wild and crazy happens on her next day.

Pick out the celebrity sims I dropped into the game! Two of them ended up as firefighters. Ha! If you know the television shows, they shouldn’t be too hard to pick out :).

BTW: I think that after Disciplined, Daredevil is the worst explained trait in the game. In fact, I think it might be worse than Disciplined, because the problem with that trait is just its name, not the description you get if you mouse over it. But Daredevil’s description is just really vague. I spent quite a while with Veronica trying to figure out what was cool about being a Daredevil. I play her as generically a daredevil, but not specifically a Sims daredevil because as far as I could tell, a sims Daredevil was just a more boring form of Brave.

Nope. The deal with Daredevils is that they’re obsessed with fire. Other than the social interaction “Watch This,” where they eat dirt to creep out other people and get an Adrenaline Rush, the primary way they can get Adrenaline Rush is to Play with Fire. Click a fire with a Daredevil sim, and you’ll get the interaction. THAT gives them an Adrenaline Rush. And more importantly, Daredevils can’t be killed by fire. Forget your Brave firefighters. You want Daredevils.

That said, I’m not sure how that scene was supposed to play out if she hadn’t been protected. She caught fire while putting extinguishing the house fire. She couldn’t extinguish herself, and there was no pool of water or shower on the lot (just a bathub). So I send her home. She gets INTO THE FIRETRUCK, still burning (I thought I caught the flames in the screenshot, but I didn’t sadly). And it automatically drops her off at the swimming pool.

The whole time, I had, “Stop, drop, and roll, stupid!” yelling in my head.

But being that she was a Daredevil, she got the biggest happy moodlet from the whole experience.

After I enlisted at the fire department, I headed back home to check on the kitties. I always worry about them when I’m away.

Of course, I shouldn’t worry. My kitties are very capable of taking care of themselves. Cheshire looks out for little Dinah. He’s always playing with her.

 

She worships the ground he walks on.

 

Then I looked up and saw a guy jogging past the house. It’s time to meet the neighbors! “Hello! Wait up!” I cried.

“Huh?” the guy skidded to a stop.

 

“Hi! I’m Allison Wonderland, and I’m your new neighbor! I’m sure we’ll be great friends!”

 

“Hello,” he grunted. “I’m Gladsten Farmwell.” His handshake was all sweaty, but I guess that’s what’s supposed to happen when you jog. I wouldn’t know.

“Did you catch any fish?” I asked.

 

“Fish?” he asked. “I wasn’t going fishing. I was just taking a jog.”

“Oh, I know!” I said. “I meant, like, if you’d caught any fish ever.”

“Uh, yeah. Actually I like to fish. I know where all the good spots are. I could take you sometime.”

“That’s OK,” I said. “I don’t actually like to fish.”

“Riiight. Hot day we’re having.”

 

“You’re right! It sure is hot!”

 

What a boring guy.

 

He wasn’t even supernatural or anything, not the littlest bit. I came to Moonlight Falls to meet supernatural people!

I ditched the loser and headed out see more of the town.

Now this is more like it!

 

 

Her name is Marigold Maldano, and she’s a fairy!

 

She said she was just heading to the library to catch up on her reading, so I followed her inside.

 

The library appears to be a supernatural hotspot in Moonlight Falls. Who would have thought it?

 

Hetal Anjali here is a witch!

 

She totally did NOT give me the eye.

 

I apologized for my job. I mean, even if I love fire more than anything else except my kitties, I’d never set anything on fire intentionally. Well, at least hardly ever. Certainly not the library.

 

She was delighted to meet me and said I should come over to taste some potions.

 

And then there was Param Sing, who’s a werewolf!

 

I asked him if he got hairy like Bigfoot.

 

He changed the subject really quickly to something about butterflies.

 

In no time at all, it was time for me to get home to get some sleep. Tomorrow is my big first day of work, and I don’t want to be tired!

 

I slept well and dreamed of my kitties.

The kitties slept well too.

 

 

But nobody seems to want to sleep in the nice, comfy kitty bed by me.

 

Sigh.

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I didn’t realize until later than neither cat seems to be able to climb the spiral staircase on their own, which makes this house a bit less fun. Sadly, Allison may be moving soon.

I don’t have any particular attachment to Allison’s sexual orientation, so I figure males and females are both game to be mates. However, upon consideration, I think her mate will have to be a supernatural. She is, after all, a Supernatural Enthusiast. So I’m going to present potential mates in the next couple of chapters. Please let me know which faces you like! I am considering putting up an advisory mate poll :).

Hello? Is this thing on?

Testing… Testing…

 

Oh. Ahem. Hello there! My name is Allison Wonderland, and I just know we’ll be friends!

I’m new here to Moonlight Falls. The kitties and I arrived last night with just the clothes on our backs. Well, that and a nice inheritance from my late grandfather that bought us the most adorable little cottage to live in.

 

I had to bring my kitties with me. They’re more are more my family than my real family ever was. There’s Cheshire.

 

Cheshire is super-smart. Cats are just way smarter than anyone gives them credit for. Well, except me. I know what cats are like. Sometimes I think I’m part cat myself.

I can always depend on Cheshire. I don’t know what I’d do without him. And there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.

 

 

 

Eek!

 

No kitty treats for you tonight!

 

A little snippy today, aren’t we? You just have to put up with the temperamental geniuses. Don’t think he was actually angry with me or anything. Cheshire worships the ground I walk on.

Really, I swear.

Then there’s Dinah. She’s the sweetest kitten there ever was, and she doesn’t have a mean bone in her body.

 

Isn’t she a little cutesy-wootsey little kitty-witty?

I always used to wonder what I would be when I grew up, and now I’m all grown up and should pick something. One thing I really, really like is fire. So I think I’m going to be a firefighter! They spend a lot of time around fire.

Once I got the kitties settled, I headed over to the local fire station to enlist. You don’t enlist in the fire department? Well, I’m sure you can do something to get a job.

 

It’s a nice place, I think!

 

But nobody was there. I hope there weren’t any fires in Moonlight Falls today.

 

Clearly they need more firefighters, so I figured nobody would mind if I just took a couple of uniforms out of the closet and showed up for work tomorrow.

 

Ta-taah!

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Hello, and welcome to the Wonderland Weirdacy. This is a Sims 3 “I’m Surrounded by Idiots” challenge. The theme, as you can probably guess, is Alice in Wonderland, though themes usually don’t last long in legacies.

This legacy is intended to be pretty much the opposite of my high-effort, heavy-plot, micromanaged Pinstar Legacy, which you can find over at Sample a Brave Legacy.

Things I am NOT going to try to do with this challenge:

1. Plot
2. Fancy photography. Thought balloons, relationship icons, and plumbobs are your friends!
3. Logical character behavior. If everyone is Insane, then illogic is the rule of the day anyway.

Things I AM going to try to do with this challenge:

1. Combine a bunch of different supernatural species in one genetic line, using Twallan’s Hybrid mod to express them all.
2. Stuff my game full of as many autonomy mods as I can find.
3. Get to 5 generations.
4. Score points.

I haven’t decided which flavor of ISBI rules to use. There are several rule tweaks out there, and I intend to add a couple of house rules myself. All of this will be on the About page for this blog when I finish it.

Since there aren’t many names to pull out of the Alice books, I’m going to go with the “Allison” gag and continue to name children with names that sound like they end with “in,” “at,” “of,” “on,” etc. Feel free to suggest some names on the Name Suggestions page!