This is Deanne’s love life:
I never spent much time with Randolph. Christof didn’t even invite me to his wedding, the jerk.
He hit it off immediately. In five minutes, we were great friends.
His kid was a little bit creepy, though.
But she got better.
She spent most of the “playdate” playing on our video game console. She didn’t talk to my kids much.
William didn’t seem to approve of my newfound connection to Randolph.
This is the, “Come on to my wife, and I’ll suck you dry,” vampire face.
“What?” I asked when Randolph went upstairs to check on his daughter. “We were talking about the weather.”
“Nothing,” William said. He just glared.
Mama was channeling William’s jealousy. When Randolph arrived upstairs, she kicked his ass for basically no reason.
This was not my family’s finest hour.
I sent my niece and Randolph home before he could be even more abused.
I never did catch my niece’s name.
Then I took William out back to cool him down.
Then I spent some time with Bungle
While William scared the crap out of Gideon.
I guess everything was back to normal now.
Judging from the sounds coming out of the pet house, Nova and Mikhail had a similar idea.
A sexy husband who is romantic, jealous stalker. Four beautiful children.
It seems like I’m forgetting something.
Oh well.
The next morning was an important day.
It was Helen’s birthday!
We headed to the park for a huge party.
Everyone gathered around to watch Helen blow out her candles.
Except William, who went home to play with the cat. Oh, well.
Here’s my little girl!
Everyone had a pretty good time.
Here’s Caitlin’s bastard husband, Peanut, ignoring everyone to play on his laptop.
My brothers and sister getting reacquainted.
This is Rosie Wonderland, Deanne’s daughter. She grew up pretty good looking, I think.
Then we had a werewolf gang fight in the middle of the party.
I thought that was a good time to go home.
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Fights: 2 + 1 = 3
I fear Helen may be another face clone of Erin, but I’m really pretty lousy at picking that up. She has Erin’s nose at least. Let’s see what the kids look like as teens.
No fails have happened in a long time. I feel like I should make something harder….
The Wonderlands are such a feisty bunch!
It's just Hetal, really. She kicks everyone's ass.
Why all the Randolph hate? The fact that he's married to Hetal's SON should tell her and William all they need to know! If anything, William is probably more in danger of being hit on than Erin.
Having said that, you'd have to be slightly crazy to even consider taking on a Wonderland Spouse, and Randolph seems far too sensible to me.
I am SO glad Helen is a child now, this way she can take care of herself. Erin is not very good at paying attention to each child equally…